These are top10 funny commnts released by tripadvisor travel community.
1. Not So Great Expectations"I could have done without the blood-stained mattress and the (actual)chunk of poop on my bedspread, but I didn't expect the Hilton."
2. Rest in Peace"I spent the night in the (hotel) room and experienced a friendly spirit.This presence got into bed with me, an old lady, she was nice and I justpatted her on the head and we had a comfortable restful sleep. I think Iwill ask for a different room next time."
3. Mime Over Matter"The neighborhood is filled with aggressive mimes, including one sittingon a toilet bowl (how creative). Room cards are changed for no reason andyou cannot understand why you can't get into your room. All in all it wasa very unpleasant stay."
4. Deep Thoughts"Time could be spent pondering over the meaning of some of the many safetysigns around the complex. Out of the several we managed to identify, thetwo we found to be of greatest use were 1. Not to step on any crocodileswhilst bare foot, and 2. No ugly, or spotty children to frequent thepool."
On the cusp of her 35th birthday, Ann Marsh decided it was time to change the way she thought about dating. If she was going to meet the right man, she was going to cast aside the dream of a Hollywood romance, and really get to know the men she dated. Ann started by posting an ad on an online dating service. "I got a lot of responses right off the bat," she said. "Some were ludicrous, but Week One still found me on dates with 14 men at local coffee shops." At first, the flurry of dating was overwhelming, but eventually Ann hit a groove. "No matter how the date went, I reminded myself I was taking a stand for what I wanted," she said. Taking that stand helped Ann realize when dates just weren't working out. "If [a man] clearly wasn't interested, then he was simply another woman's catch. I got out of her way. I knew I'd meet someone else tomorrow," she explained. 
