GEORGE CARLIN FOOD FUNNIES
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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The Tortilla Guy says :
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food
Posted on: 7 April 2007 - 4:59pm
khau_khan says :
you are really funny - i think you can give jay leno a run for his money
Posted on: 7 April 2007 - 5:00pm
The Tortilla Guy says :
It is ludicrous to read the microwave directions on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own."”
Posted on: 7 April 2007 - 5:02pm
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