funny food quotes-must read
All you see, I owe to spaghetti.
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid
and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
George Bush, U.S. president, 1990
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead.
Cheese - milk's leap towards immortality.
The main problem in marriage is that, for a man, sex is a hunger - like eating. If a man is hungry and can't get to a fancy French restaurant, he'll go to a hot dog stand. Joan Fontaine
All human history attests
That happiness for man, the hungry sinner,
Since Eve ate apples, much depends on dinner!
Lord Byron, The Island
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.Women just go right on cooking.
A gourmet who thinks of calories, is like a tart who looks at her watch.
James A. Beard
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands- and then eat just one of the pieces.
Give me a fish, I eat for a day. Teach me to fish, I eat for a lifetime.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Fish, to taste right, must swim three times- in water, in butter and in wine.
Anything that walks, swims, crawls, or flies with its back to heaven is edible.
(Cantonese saying. Source: The Chinese Kitchen by Eileen Yin-Fei Lo)
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
My mother's menu consisted of two choices:
Take it or leave it.
Grub first, then ethics.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if
green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
The west wasn't won on salad.
North Dakota Beef Council advertisement, 1990
Thought : Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Even were a cook to cook a fly,
he would keep the breast for himself.