Folks, The Tortilla Guy who recently joined our ifood community, is a blast. I think he is hilarious and i am willing to bet that he can give Jay leno a run for his money. Here are some great one liners that i have picked from his whacky comments - hope you enjoy them

1. It is ludicrous to read the microwave directions on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: "THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE." Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own."”

2. Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants”

3. “I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”

4. This is my favorite one

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

5. Not had enough - then watch http://www.ifood.tv/node/2448

I cant stop laughing !!!