Flaming Bacon Lance of Death!
Bacon paintings, bacon sculpture, bacon bras and now a Flaming Bacon Lance of Death! Looks like bacon is the talk of the town! The Flaming Bacon Lance of Death is an outlandish invention by Theo Gray, the author of Mad Science.
The apparatus has a tube of bacon that when connected to oxygen and set aflame to can actually cut through steel! Theo Gray, used an engineering grade of bacon known as prosciutto cos the ordinary American Bacon did not work.
Now vegans, shouldn’t feel rejected, cos there us a vegan counterpart for the Flaming Bacon Lance of Death. Whoever thought that cucumber and breadsticks could be the next weapons of destruction!