Definition of Outdoor BBQ

 
02-May-2007 by The Tortilla Guy

Definition of Outdoor BBQ....it's the only type of cooking a real man do.

When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.

  1. The woman goes to the store.
  2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
  3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
  4. The man places the meat on the grill.
  5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
  6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
  7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
  8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
  9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
  10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

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Comments

cook4u says :

U r rigth woman do ALL the work!  ....lol
Posted on: 2 May 2007 - 10:52am

The Tortilla Guy says :

Hey Cook4U some men also work !!!! are you in the east Bronx ?   "The Tortilla Guy"
Posted on: 2 May 2007 - 8:40pm

cook4u says :

y u want know where i live in the bx? r u here workin or piking up woman?
Posted on: 3 May 2007 - 2:32pm

The Tortilla Guy says :

you had asked where to find the tortillas, I was trying to find where the closest to you would be !!! "The Tortilla Guy"
Posted on: 4 May 2007 - 4:38am

Addison says :

You like to mix business with pleasure hmm. Smart man! Picking on multiple women at the same time dumbo!!!
Posted on: 4 May 2007 - 4:45am

The Tortilla Guy says :

No Addison just trying to find the closest spot for her to get the Tortillas !!! But the demographics of a community can be a factor of where an organic or healthy product is sold. So if you are in the east bronx or south Bronx I would have to send you to either Queens or Westchester, if you are in the West Bronx Stop & shop or Upper Manhattan "The Tortilla Guy"
Posted on: 4 May 2007 - 4:58am

cook4u says :

I ask u about totillas on u video page that got nothin do with definitio of bbq outdoor!! look like u got issue with woman here!..lol
Posted on: 5 May 2007 - 1:28pm

The Tortilla Guy says :

You are right cook4 you asked me about the tortillas on another page but thats all good I hope that not only can you find them but you post some recipes up here !!! As for BBQ we are coming into that season now !! "The Tortilla Guy"
Posted on: 6 May 2007 - 9:44am

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