To cut your new pineapple like a local, lay it on its side and slice off both the crown and the stem. Some people like to twist the crown off with their bare hands and growl, but it's purely a matter of preference. Next, stand the pineapple up on end and carefully slice off the skin, from top to bottom, leaving as much flesh as possible. Don't worry about the little eye spots; we take care of those next.

If you observe the eye spots, you'll see that

they form diagonal lines around the pineapple. Cut a v-shaped groove along each diagonal line to remove the eye spots.

At this point, everything left is edible. If you want pineapple circles, cut the fruit in disks and then core each disk. Munch on the core as you cook-- it's tough but many people like the mild flavor. If you want pineapple cubes or wedges, instead cut the pineapple into quarters lengthwise, core each quarter, and work from there.

Then, enjoy your pineapple, and there's lots to enjoy